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November 08 2017

overblush:

why did the fray go off so hard in how to save a life?

goytears:

i need to do a face mask but for my soul

November 07 2017

good morning to everyone except the constant, nagging reminder that Goofy has known a woman... biblically

ladygolem:

i wish i was a werewolf mostly because twisting into a horrible beast sounds like it would take out a lot of tension from your back muscles. free full body massage once a month

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earthdad:

zackisontumblr:

earthdad:

i suck titties like i put on pants

one leg at a time…?

one leg at a time

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transgirlnausicaa:

frighteneddragon:

transgirlnausicaa:

Lesbians

Friends*

you are a coward, a morally incorrect person, and now you are my enemy

comcastkills:

innocent smol business: I can’t sustain myself unless I underpay employees

me:

November 03 2017

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thedailystyles:

Harry_Styles// NOVEMBER.8 // KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI KIWI

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theshitneyspears:

when I’m drunk at a party and see a dog

October 31 2017

theblackmegadeus:

d4c:

what are yall being for Halloween?

alone

bogleech:

Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”

Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”

buzzfeeds:

my mum just bought our cat a christmas stocking even tho we are muslims and dont even celebrate christmas?? she was like ‘we dont know what religion he is we cant force him to be muslim’ hes a cat ?

turing-tested:

im so fucking distraught someone came into my wendys and asked they could use their own cup and i said yes and he filled a ziplock bag full of coke! i hate working fast food!!! what the fuck!!

mabylc:

me: not today, satan 

satan: you’ve been canceling our plans for weeks now. if it’s something i said, please just tell me

hugadyke:

im obsessed w physical closeness, romantically….not even sexually just if u date me it’s all hugging all the time we are gonna lay in bed and im gonna cuddle w u, we will stand in the kitchen and i will stand hip to hip w u, u will sit on the couch and i will stroke your hair and kiss your forehead….it’s so intoxicating as a concept

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aftersextacos:

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

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